December 24, 2014
We're all being watched. As adults, we all know that, whether it's by the NSA, hackers, or just that creepy neighbor. But now it's time to indoctrinate our children into this. Enter Elf on the Shelf! There hasn't been a better way to scare your kids into feeling like Big Brother is watching since the 1984 Edition of Teddy Ruxpin. Join us as we talk about the implications of Elf on the Shelf, with an occasional aside to talk about sex with pumpkins. We also touch on a Christmas haunted house and porn actors singing Christmas carols. Not to be upstaged, the great Christopher Lee brings us some Christmas carols of his own, metal style! Happy Holidays from Lost At Home!