Lost At Home Podcast

Whores of Babble-On. That could be used to explain Scott and Jer this week as they gush about getting some time to hang out with Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith. But no worries, they get into the good stuff in web droppings with some signs of the end times, thanks to Prince, racist Pornhub emojis, butt poking toys, and enough Florida stories to choke a camel being humped by a Florida man. And Sonic Jalopy provides us with a new Mitt Romney campaign song. Better late than never!

Special guest Ralph Garman (Family Guy, Red State, Mallrats 2) phones in this week to talk Hollywood Babble-On and working with Kevin Smith. While we're at it, he'll give us insight on doing radio vs. podcasts, his dream impersonations, the kind of hurt he'd put on celebrity nursing homes and how to fill the gap in the very underrepresented necrophiliac porn market. And do we dare ask him any more questions about Batman Vs. Superman? Yes. Yes we do.

In a short web droppings, we look at historically accurate virtual reality cereal and cubed Japanese dogs. Then Jer tells some emo knock knock jokes and we end the show on some classic Torpedo Rodeo music from the album "Vs. Sharktopus."

So many animals to get f**ked by, so little time. And it's not just existing animals like dolphins either. Even the Mesozoic beasts are getting in on the action! This week, Lost At Home brings you a special Smells Like Sex edition of web droppings, complete with said animal activities as well as Ted Cruz's war on fun, banned porn in North Carolina, Star Wars filth and much more.

Also, let's see if we can save Matt Damon from Mars in another trolling story update from our listeners!

A quick Troll followup from last week lends for some solid discussion at the top of this week's show as some submitted trolling stories range from cats and dogs to The Simpsons to poopy underwear. Then in web droppings, just how much of a chocking hazard are octopuses and can they even be responsible for...DUN-DUN-DUUUUNNNN...murder? Sure, probably. And in AV news, the Police's Every Breath You Take gets even creepier and Hamburger Helper drops a mean-ass mixtape.

What happens when you let the Internet do anything? It'll f*#k with you. Just ask Boaty McBoatface or Mountain Dew. Scott and Jer revisit some of trolling's past this week and bring a few of the latest trolling stories to the front as well. Also in the show, a new country is born, Pornhub gets into the VR game and Floridiots galore.

Where is Richard Simmons? Tied to a radiator with his own sweatband, forced to eat from the floor while his captors await their glorious payday most likely! Oh, never mind, he's fine. Tune in as Scott and Jer lend their thoughts on the non-mystery. But first, there are some new beautiful words to discuss, stupid people to berate and a range of new Amazon products to chat about. And don't miss the passionate reading from the fine new Kindle book, "Leonardo Decaprico Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him In The Butt." And after the show, do yourself a favor and check out the new video by Carpenter Brut, "Turbo Killer."

Larry Cohen graces us with his presence this week to talk about his new comic book project Praying Mantis and, of course, to talk film. He is kind enough to share all aspects of his career with us, from brainstorming with Alfred Hitchcock to how it feels to have John Wayne throw your script into the ocean. You'll know Larry from a wide array of amazing films and television work, such as: The Stuff, Phone Booth, the It's Alive series, The Defenders, A Return to Salem's Lot and the Maniac Cop series. After the interview, you can find out more about Larry Cohen at http://www.larrycohenfilmmaker.com and head over to http://laurenelandon.biz/ to pick up a limited edition, signed copy of the comic Praying Mantis.

We have an exclusive this week with the wonderful actress Laurene Landon, who phones in to unveil her new comic book project Praying Mantis. Before the reveal, she is kind enough to discuss her film career, from the days of learning to wrestle for All the Marbles to her role in the upcoming film Sky. The latter has already garnered accolades galore following its appearance at the Toronto International Film Festival and also stars Norman Reedus (The Walking Dead), Diane Kruger (Inglourious Basterds) and Lena Dunham (HBO's Girls). The years in between are not to be dismissed either, with films like Airplane 2, Hundra and Maniac Cop to name a few, so there's plenty to talk about!

We all have a little fine young cannibal in us, right? Some just take it to the extreme, like the subject of our discussion this week, who decided the taste was too good to not share; and so the Baltimore Body Burger was born.

In web droppings this week, Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey and a Pennsylvania high school honors student is a 23-year-old Ukrainian man (one of these is true).

And Bruce Bruce stops by for whatever reason. Probably something to do with koalas again.

There are different types of truths out there and Scott and Jer pick some of the untruthy truths to pick apart this week. For instance, did you know that the 5-second rule isn't based on scientific evidence or that sharks can, and do, get cancer? In web droppings, we've got Hitler dicks, sheep condoms and stripclub shootouts.

An F-5 Sharknado touches down at Lost At Home studios this week as David Michael Latt, co-founder of Asylum Studios, Skypes in to talk all things sharks and the art of the "mockmuster."

In addition to Sharknado, Asylum Studios is responsible for such gems as the Mega Shark franchise, Airplane Vs. Volcano and Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys. His 200+ films have drawn such stars as Mark Cuban, Lou Ferrigno, Mark McGrath, David Hasselhoff, Tara Reid, Christopher Lloyd, Shannen Doherty, Ne-Yo, a bunch of Backstreet Boys, Anthony Weiner and Jerry Springer, to name a few.

With Sharknado 4 in the pipeline, David gives us the scoop on the business of movie making, why sex with ants is bad and why he would be a great Mogwai/Gremlin owner.

To top the show off, Scott and Jer discuss the finer points of politics, like why the girth of Bernie Sanders' member matters.

Time to get Lost!

The Earth is flat, so says some mediocre rapper and way more people on Facebook than should be allowed near a computer. Jer and Scott take a stab at the science behind flat Earth arguments, as well as the Zika virus, fringe medicine and haunted asian dolls.