Lost At Home Podcast

Find a friend and blow some smoke up his or her ass as Lost At Home digs into the finer points of language.

Then, find out what's in our Amazon cart. Hint: baby dicks.

In Web Droppings, we've got poop covered dildos, streaming DUIs, bad Canadian town slogans and a serving of Vermont roadkill.

And stay tuned to the end for a taste of the popocalypse, courtesy of Midwave.

Halloween Month draws to a close and this week Lost At Home sits down with horror producer/writer/director Harrison Smith, the man behind The Fields, 6 Degrees of Hell, Camp Dread and Zombie Killers: Elephant's Graveyard. Harrison chats about his work including the upcoming film Death House, "the Expendables of Horror," which will star the likes of: Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street), Gunnar Hansen (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Kane Hodder (Friday the 13th), Danny Trejo (Machete), Doug Bradley (Hellraiser) and many more. And of course we send Harrison off with our 10 Questions, this time horror-themed.

Then, a surprise guest calls in to talk about recent Jersey Devil sightings and web droppings brings us killer chefs, crazy politicians and Chewbacca gets arrested.

Halloween, we love you!

Music is the center of attention in the latest Halloween Month episode from Lost At Home as the band Cookie Crotch Nuts dials in to talk about their music, videos and favorite swears. Then we uncover a series of curses and urban legend surrounding certain pop songs, commercials and scary lullabies. And of course, we have the second installment of Star Wars: The Sexual Adventures of Earl Hall.

In non-music stories, we've got a lake of fire and toxic foam, proof blind people can see ghosts and talk costumes galore! Which costume is most popular in your state? Listen up to find out!

Halloween Month continues at The Lost At Home Podcast, with everything from blood-filled boobs to Alfred Hitchcockian sex dolls coming to life. Plus, a new Trashy McTrashTrash reading offers confusion about how teeth and dentists work.

And we finally unveil the first part of our Star Wars fan fiction saga with the debut of Star Wars: The Sexual Adventures of Earl Hall, Episode I. Also, Ash vs. The Evil Dead looks f@#king awesome.

It's Halloween month and Lost At Home starts it off with an interview with Nicholas Brendon, AKA Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Aside from that excitement, Jer talks about his experience on the set of Tim Burton's Beetlejuice and Scott and Jer talk haunted paintings, a political Floridiot that drinks goat's blood, the worst Halloween costume ever, dwarfsploitation (it's a thing), and we revisit the kickass music of Perturbator--after all, it's Halloween month y'all...did we mention that?

This week we sit down with Brian O'Halloran and Scott Schiaffo from the movie Clerks and find out the answers to tough questions like, "if you could have any superpower, what would it be?" and get their thoughts on the state of the nation if Donald Trump were to be elected president. We also talk Clerks 3 and Mallrats 2.

After that excitement is complete, we journey into the year 2525 with clothes that grope and germ-free doorknobs. All that, plus we provide a dose of Floridiots, evil left handers and Pornhub helps us with our lasagna recipe. Finally we round out the show with some awesome music by Midwave!

We have here a collection of guest interviews we gathered while at Vermont Comic Con 2015. The collection includes con-goers, artists and vendors talking about their experience at the con and answering our high pressure Five Questions. Even owner J Moulton submits to the questions after discussing the overwhelming success of this year's Vermont Comic Con.

How sexy can Disney be? Author Blu Carson stops by the show to let us know and to discuss her book Dark Rides: Erotic Disney Theme Park Adventures. We also recap our trip to Vermont ComicCon 2015, discuss politicians screwing dead pigs, find out how many boner pills it takes to see green and later we talk with Pete Talbot about the cardboard pinball machine PinBox 3000.

DISCLAIMER for Dark Rides: This book is in the style of personal adventures and is more fictional. It does not promote breaking any laws. Do not attempt to do any sexual acts or trespass into any backstage areas of Disney. To do so is at your own risk and may result in being banned or going to jail.

What the f*#k is Sixfinger? Jer and Scott have a few ideas, none of which are SFW.

What does Chuck Wendig have to say about the criticism of his inclusion of gay Star Wars characters? Well, it has to do with Jesus kicking lepers so that's pretty cool.

Could you ask for anything more? Well, we're also giving you a new Trashy McTrashTrash reading and Bruce Bruce stops by for a special edition Web Droppings.

All it takes is a minute and you'll be Lost with us.

The End is nigh as gay characters abound in the sinful new Star Wars book. We were okay with a space mafia blob holding a woman prisoner in shackles, but gays?! Humanity is ruined!

Also, Labor Day sucks, the Waffle House is dangerous, Staten Island delusional shysters are hilarious, and cheating boyfriends are stupid.

And Vermont ComicCon's J Moulton stops by to talk about what amazing things to expect this month when the Con touches down in Burlington, Vermont.

Are homemade guns a cause of increased crime in Australia? Is Kellog's a masturbation friendly company? Did an adult star get tricked into blowing her brother? A new game this week sees Scott looking to stump Jeremiah with some Snopes-ed (or non-Snopes-ed) stories.

Plus, we uncover some beer flavors that sound too good to be terrible, a Portland serial pooper, BJs for freedom and a Star Wars/Daft Punk mashup, Darth Punk, by the geniuses Infectious Designer. Get Lost with us!

Scott just blew back from New Orleans and boy is his jaw tired! If you like jokes similar and/or identical to that, stay tuned.

If multiverse conspiracy theories are your thing, we've got you covered there too with the Mandela Effect, or as it's now known, The Berenstain Rift thanks to El-P.

And there's plenty more this week too, like banned license plates, egg laying alien dildos, and a Ned Flanders themed metal band called Okilly Dokilly. So who's ready to get Lost At Home with us?