Lost At Home Podcast

How cool can a goth festival be? Germany proves that it can be pretty f@%kin' cool.

How about children's poetry? Well, South Korea has that one covered, if you like poetry about matricide.

What is art? Whatever it is, it's not stealing Instagram photos like a talentless dink.

And move over Rosetta Stone, learning a language is a whole lot better when sexy teachers are involved.

Settle down and take a minute to get lost with us...

Ever wonder what it would be like to bang a 3,800 pound Walrus? Have you wanted to taste human meat but just don't have the time to cannibalize? And skeletons in lawn chairs? Get a job Skeletor!

All that plus a sit down with Jack Thomas Smith from the 2014 horror flick Infliction and the upcoming film In the Dark. Jack talks about special effects, non-Twilight movie monsters and how an indie movie gets funded. Hint: it's something you can be a part of thanks to In the Dark's Indiegogo campaign.

Got a few minutes? Then you have time to get lost with us.

On this week's all new show we have another interview! Nicki Clyne, from Battlestar Galactica, sat down with us at ChaseCon 2015 last week and we had a blast chatting about whether breakfast cereal is actually soup, who her favorite Ghost Buster is, and more! For the rest of the show we bring you more of the usual fun as well as a guest appearance by our Australian buddy Bruce Bruce Moran! We talk about stoners to-do lists and what it means to find a stick! After that we jump back into the show again to talk about a controversial game that made its way onto Steam called "Kill the Fa@@ot." We celebrate the first anniversary of the invasion of Minecraft Denmark! We learn what it truly means to be an alcoholic and much much more! Got a few minutes? Then you have time to get lost with us.....

DC Comics artist Babs Tarr sits down with us this week to discuss all things Batgirl, drawing and style. Then we get to know Babs even better with 10 questions, where we talk Star Wars, custom light sabers, bad pickup lines and tons of Game of Thrones.

After that, it's onto local bear news and web droppings, where we talk goat pranks, Jeffrey Dahmer and what to do with multiple vaginas. Finally, we end the show with a quick chat with Samuel Chase from our time at ChaseCon. It's an action packed week at The Lost At Home Podcast!

Sleep with the electric fan on? Your funeral bozo. Wanna go to heaven? Well, strippers are your golden ticket. What do you do if you have a surplus of lunch meat and not enough crack? Barter. Sad robot want happy time? It's called ecstasy R2 and it's f$*king amazing!

All this and more on this week's Lost At Home Podcast.

Star Wars! Star Wars! Han Solo! Star Wars! Storm troopers! Star Wars! AAAAHHHH!

Also...karaoke handjobs, a sex addict mom loves Twister, vintage toilet dildos, Satan, fake dentists, self circumcision fails and Thor makes love to a spruce. And more fun with Periscope!

Did you know that the divorce rate in Maine correlates with the per capita consumption of margarine in the U.S.? This episode we touch on that and some other ridiculous causation vs. correlation stats. In the rest of our all web droppings show, a professor is in trouble for sending anal bead porn to her students, a man beds a scarecrow and dies from STD (scarecrow transmitted death), bull jizz is worth a lot of money, and if you need a homemade vasectomy just anger some elderly man at a construction site.

This week we take a break from the abnormal to bring you a first in Lost At Home history. In the spirit of entertainment and those who have paved the way before us we bring you the Lost At Home Variety Show! Join us as we present skits, new songs from "Five Stars and Beyond the Pale" the 5 star review album Sonic Jalopy has been crafting, a couple of guest stars doing things, an interview with Samuel Chase of ChaseCon New York, British people, and a little bit more that we're not mentioning here right now because that would ruin all the surprises! Check it out! Share it with a friend! Let us know how it went on that social media we keep hearing about! And most of all come get lost with us!

WWE and WCW wrestling legend Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake stops by the show to talk wrestling, beating up Hulk Hogan and his upcoming appearance at the ChaseCon Comic Convention.

In web droppings, Obvious Plant on Tumblr is a genius, a woman helps boys become men at a bar mitzvah, men inadvertently flirt with one another on Tindr and it turns out you can't get time off if you're sad about One Direction.

All this and more on this week's Lost At Home Podcast.

Looking to legalize ignorance, bigotry AND execution? Can my medicine start texting me and if so, will Viagra only send me dick pics? Love that BK Whopper smell so bad you need to share it with everyone?

And are you rich but bored? Lost At Home has a prescription for you and it's called Shut the F**k Up and Listen. Time for another dose ya dweebs.

Is there a mystery pooper living right next door to you? Isn't there a faster way to get drunk that doesn't require sooo much liquid? Can you ever have too many pictures of shrimp? And what do you mean rolling in feces doesn't provide me with immunity from the law? I thought this was America!

Nope. Just another episode of the lost at home podcast.

Need to crowd source some money for sex toys, dumb shirts, and even dumber wrist guards? Have you ever wanted to take pictures inside a vagina? Will friendly tomato-feeding robots be the end of mankind? What does it say about someone who smokes weed and gains an appetite...for horse dick? Those are just some of the questions we'll be answering on this week's Lost At Home Podcast, not to mention a new audiobook snippet from the Wonderful Mr. Roy Wells and a track by Sonic Jalopy and ElemEnohPee.