Lost At Home Podcast

Can your dick or nipples retract back into your body? Need a place to drop off that unwanted baby? Is it possible to power our planet by masturbating and will it help save polar bears' penises? Why do South Koreans love adultery so much? The Lost At Home Podcast will attempt to answer these questions in the latest episode.

Also on the podcast, we discover a hidden gem by the name of Roy Wells, narrator extraordinaire, Mary Poppins gets some much-needed death metal treatment, Alien Tampon the Movie and what the hell, Kirk Cameron.

Wanna know all about the world of poultry-based puppet films? Ever played a puppet-based game of Marry, Kill, F**k? Why did the chicken cross the road?

This week, venture deep into the world of fowl with the much anticipated interview with Bad Chicken creators Carter Mays and David Schweizer. We also have a couple of web droppings too and end the show with some more of David's music from Bad Chicken.

Does your local grocery store sell Raccoon? What does Ice-T have to do with D&D? How many Gay Bear rappers does it take to break the internet? Can you make breakfast in your vagina? FaceBook hates Native Americans? Those are just some of the tough questions that we’ll be answering this week on the Lost at Home Podcast.

There are idiots all around us. Let's face even, even we can be the dunce in the room from time to time. But some truly take idiocy to a higher level. This week we touch on a few. For instance, did you know there's a difference between Latin and Latin America? How about anti-vaxxer children's books teaching the joy--yes, joy--of getting those adorable red spots called measles to show off to all your friends.

What else got lost this week? Masked Kiwis creeping in the woods, a man with an orgasm limit, chocolate assholes, freestyle pooping, sexually transmitted demons, a new surprise segment and Bruce Bruce joins us for the first time since before the holidays. We also have another Sonic Jalopy produced 5-star review to go out on--strange, funny and a little f'd up. Gather 'round and get lost at home with us!

Wanna have sex with an ankle while eating a hot dog wrapped in a chicken "bun" on an Afghan drone rug while killing your cat with boxed wine and catnip? You've come to the right place! This week we review a list of items that are actually for sale that maybe shouldn't be. Heading south to Florida, four bros manage to fit four deer in a Mini Cooper and Ms. Jasmine Tridevil gets arrested for a DUI. Speaking of Ms. Tridevil (three boobed woman), listen up later in the show for a taste of her wonderful BDSM "music" video.

For web droppings, we get serious with some creepy horror movie stuff going on in India and then lighten it up with some toilet taters. And finally, we have our first 5-star review in a long time for QuadFatherMft. It's a bit epic and nonsensical so listen all the way to the end!

Little people, midgets, dwarfs--call them what you will, but this week is all about them on the Lost At Home Podcast. Sit back as we give you the biggest dose of little, schooling you on some little person trivia, midget towns and a timeline of historical little people/midgets/dwarfs. We even bring Disney into it with Pinocchio, the Seven Dwarfs and Auschwitz...yes, for some reason you can't have Disney without antisemitism popping up somewhere. If that's not enough, how about some midget-related urban legends?

Oh, and we also tell you where you can rent a dwarf for whatever, as long as you fill out a questionnaire first.

Due to legal issues we were unable to record a full show for you. We can't get into all the details, but fear not as we were able to dig up a real gem from the Lost At Home Radio Hour archives.

This time we head back to 1994, when grunge was king, flannel was the couture du jour, and everyone was loving Ace Ventura...almost everyone. In this blast from the past, brought to you by similes, we talk Donkey Kong Country, battle it out in a yo mama joke off, discuss the console wars of the day (Sega Saturn vs. Playstation), and GMOs make their debut to the masses with the Flavr Savr tomato. Of course the real highlight is the second half of our interview with the Godfather of Grunge himself, Kurt Cobain. He talks to us about his influences, sex, and more!

It's a Sexisode! This week, Lost At Home Podcast is your one stop shop for all things sex. Learn why women don't like looking at naked men (unless they have boners) and whey women prefer the smell of leather and gasoline to Axe Body Spray. Take a tour with us of some strange sex laws still on the books in the U.S. and then let's go globally bonin' as we take things international with some strange sex facts from around the world. In our Floridiots segment, a couple decides the best place to get it on is on top of a used Kia Sedona at a dealership. In Sex Droppings, a video game helps strengthen vaginas, another hot teacher doinks a student, and sometimes female ejaculate is just a whole lotta pee (according to studies). And thinking about sending a dick pic to that special someone? You might want to check out "I Saw Your Willy" beforehand to learn the dangers of doing such things.

Welcome to the year 2015! Let's take a trip to the present and discover the futuristic world of hoverboards, flying cars, Doc Brown's agonizing death by radiation poisoning and other Back to the Future "predictions." Then, we break last year's resolution by finally succumbing to the need to include a Florida segment, rightly titled Floridiots. What does it take to be a Floridiot, other than being from America's most flaccid dink shaped state? You could lock yourself in an unlocked closet for two days or vandalize your fortune-teller girlfriend's car because she foresaw you getting doinked by grandma with a sex toy. And on tap for web droppings, the Argentine President adopts a kid to save him from becoming a werewolf (only not really) and Play Doh enrages parents with a Dil Doh maker. Last but not least, Kanye West introduces us all to the new indie star Paul McCartney.

No year-end roundups, no "This year in," just more Lost At Home to end your 2014. In this "Year End Spectacular" we say goodbye to the holidays with some help from Krampus, the Christmas demon. After a Krampus history lesson, we talk Pornhub polls, which tell us crucial information about international porn preferences. Also: McDonalds gives late-night customers a hardcore pornographic treat, a McChicken becomes a weapon, Walgreens realizes swastika wrapping paper isn't ideal for Hanukkah, and a woman gets some dandy Nazi propaganda in a gum ball machine. To end the year, enjoy some of our favorite new music, Fartbarf!

We're all being watched. As adults, we all know that, whether it's by the NSA, hackers, or just that creepy neighbor. But now it's time to indoctrinate our children into this. Enter Elf on the Shelf! There hasn't been a better way to scare your kids into feeling like Big Brother is watching since the 1984 Edition of Teddy Ruxpin. Join us as we talk about the implications of Elf on the Shelf, with an occasional aside to talk about sex with pumpkins. We also touch on a Christmas haunted house and porn actors singing Christmas carols. Not to be upstaged, the great Christopher Lee brings us some Christmas carols of his own, metal style! Happy Holidays from Lost At Home!

Famed podcaster and comedian Erin McGathy joins us this week to talk about the weather, relationships, her recent marriage to Dan Harmon, her work on Harmontown, Funny Or Die, sketch comedy, art and of course about "This Feels Terrible," her successful podcast covering "love, sex and all matters of heartbreak." We then subject her to our 10 questions that take some fun tangential turns, from bestiality to Los Angeles sunsets.

To end the show, we touch a bit on Shia LaBeouf's ups and downs and go out on Rob Cantor's song about Mr. LaBeouf himself.