Lost At Home Podcast

Episode 63 "Polish D!#k Ghost Town"

Star Wars! Star Wars! Han Solo! Star Wars! Storm troopers! Star Wars! AAAAHHHH!

Also...karaoke handjobs, a sex addict mom loves Twister, vintage toilet dildos, Satan, fake dentists, self circumcision fails and Thor makes love to a spruce. And more fun with Periscope!

Episode 62 "Causation vs. Correlation"

Did you know that the divorce rate in Maine correlates with the per capita consumption of margarine in the U.S.? This episode we touch on that and some other ridiculous causation vs. correlation stats. In the rest of our all web droppings show, a professor is in trouble for sending anal bead porn to her students, a man beds a scarecrow and dies from STD (scarecrow transmitted death), bull jizz is worth a lot of money, and if you need a homemade vasectomy just anger some elderly man at a construction site.

Episode 61 "The Lost At Home Variety Show"

This week we take a break from the abnormal to bring you a first in Lost At Home history. In the spirit of entertainment and those who have paved the way before us we bring you the Lost At Home Variety Show! Join us as we present skits, new songs from "Five Stars and Beyond the Pale" the 5 star review album Sonic Jalopy has been crafting, a couple of guest stars doing things, an interview with Samuel Chase of ChaseCon New York, British people, and a little bit more that we're not mentioning here right now because that would ruin all the surprises! Check it out! Share it with a friend! Let us know how it went on that social media we keep hearing about! And most of all come get lost with us!

Episode 60 "The One With Brutus the Barber Beefcake"

WWE and WCW wrestling legend Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake stops by the show to talk wrestling, beating up Hulk Hogan and his upcoming appearance at the ChaseCon Comic Convention.

In web droppings, Obvious Plant on Tumblr is a genius, a woman helps boys become men at a bar mitzvah, men inadvertently flirt with one another on Tindr and it turns out you can't get time off if you're sad about One Direction.

All this and more on this week's Lost At Home Podcast.

Episode 59 "Break Me Off a Piece of that Whopper Stench"

Looking to legalize ignorance, bigotry AND execution? Can my medicine start texting me and if so, will Viagra only send me dick pics? Love that BK Whopper smell so bad you need to share it with everyone?

And are you rich but bored? Lost At Home has a prescription for you and it's called Shut the F**k Up and Listen. Time for another dose ya dweebs.

Episode 58 "Shrimp Cloud"

Is there a mystery pooper living right next door to you? Isn't there a faster way to get drunk that doesn't require sooo much liquid? Can you ever have too many pictures of shrimp? And what do you mean rolling in feces doesn't provide me with immunity from the law? I thought this was America!

Nope. Just another episode of the lost at home podcast.

Episode 57 "Tomato Robot Armageddon"

Need to crowd source some money for sex toys, dumb shirts, and even dumber wrist guards? Have you ever wanted to take pictures inside a vagina? Will friendly tomato-feeding robots be the end of mankind? What does it say about someone who smokes weed and gains an appetite...for horse dick? Those are just some of the questions we'll be answering on this week's Lost At Home Podcast, not to mention a new audiobook snippet from the Wonderful Mr. Roy Wells and a track by Sonic Jalopy and ElemEnohPee.

Episode 56 "Shrinkage"

Can your dick or nipples retract back into your body? Need a place to drop off that unwanted baby? Is it possible to power our planet by masturbating and will it help save polar bears' penises? Why do South Koreans love adultery so much? The Lost At Home Podcast will attempt to answer these questions in the latest episode.

Also on the podcast, we discover a hidden gem by the name of Roy Wells, narrator extraordinaire, Mary Poppins gets some much-needed death metal treatment, Alien Tampon the Movie and what the hell, Kirk Cameron.

Episode 55 "The One About Bad Chicken"

Wanna know all about the world of poultry-based puppet films? Ever played a puppet-based game of Marry, Kill, F**k? Why did the chicken cross the road?

This week, venture deep into the world of fowl with the much anticipated interview with Bad Chicken creators Carter Mays and David Schweizer. We also have a couple of web droppings too and end the show with some more of David's music from Bad Chicken.

Episode 54 "Complete Derision"

Does your local grocery store sell Raccoon? What does Ice-T have to do with D&D? How many Gay Bear rappers does it take to break the internet? Can you make breakfast in your vagina? FaceBook hates Native Americans? Those are just some of the tough questions that we’ll be answering this week on the Lost at Home Podcast.

Episode 53 "Everyday Idiots"

There are idiots all around us. Let's face even, even we can be the dunce in the room from time to time. But some truly take idiocy to a higher level. This week we touch on a few. For instance, did you know there's a difference between Latin and Latin America? How about anti-vaxxer children's books teaching the joy--yes, joy--of getting those adorable red spots called measles to show off to all your friends.

What else got lost this week? Masked Kiwis creeping in the woods, a man with an orgasm limit, chocolate assholes, freestyle pooping, sexually transmitted demons, a new surprise segment and Bruce Bruce joins us for the first time since before the holidays. We also have another Sonic Jalopy produced 5-star review to go out on--strange, funny and a little f'd up. Gather 'round and get lost at home with us!

Episode 52 "Move Over Cankles..."

Wanna have sex with an ankle while eating a hot dog wrapped in a chicken "bun" on an Afghan drone rug while killing your cat with boxed wine and catnip? You've come to the right place! This week we review a list of items that are actually for sale that maybe shouldn't be. Heading south to Florida, four bros manage to fit four deer in a Mini Cooper and Ms. Jasmine Tridevil gets arrested for a DUI. Speaking of Ms. Tridevil (three boobed woman), listen up later in the show for a taste of her wonderful BDSM "music" video.

For web droppings, we get serious with some creepy horror movie stuff going on in India and then lighten it up with some toilet taters. And finally, we have our first 5-star review in a long time for QuadFatherMft. It's a bit epic and nonsensical so listen all the way to the end!