Lost At Home Podcast

Episode 52 "Move Over Cankles..."

Wanna have sex with an ankle while eating a hot dog wrapped in a chicken "bun" on an Afghan drone rug while killing your cat with boxed wine and catnip? You've come to the right place! This week we review a list of items that are actually for sale that maybe shouldn't be. Heading south to Florida, four bros manage to fit four deer in a Mini Cooper and Ms. Jasmine Tridevil gets arrested for a DUI. Speaking of Ms. Tridevil (three boobed woman), listen up later in the show for a taste of her wonderful BDSM "music" video.

For web droppings, we get serious with some creepy horror movie stuff going on in India and then lighten it up with some toilet taters. And finally, we have our first 5-star review in a long time for QuadFatherMft. It's a bit epic and nonsensical so listen all the way to the end!

Episode 51 "Midget: The Other N-Word"

Little people, midgets, dwarfs--call them what you will, but this week is all about them on the Lost At Home Podcast. Sit back as we give you the biggest dose of little, schooling you on some little person trivia, midget towns and a timeline of historical little people/midgets/dwarfs. We even bring Disney into it with Pinocchio, the Seven Dwarfs and Auschwitz...yes, for some reason you can't have Disney without antisemitism popping up somewhere. If that's not enough, how about some midget-related urban legends?

Oh, and we also tell you where you can rent a dwarf for whatever, as long as you fill out a questionnaire first.

Episode 50 "The One With Kurt Cobain"

Due to legal issues we were unable to record a full show for you. We can't get into all the details, but fear not as we were able to dig up a real gem from the Lost At Home Radio Hour archives.

This time we head back to 1994, when grunge was king, flannel was the couture du jour, and everyone was loving Ace Ventura...almost everyone. In this blast from the past, brought to you by similes, we talk Donkey Kong Country, battle it out in a yo mama joke off, discuss the console wars of the day (Sega Saturn vs. Playstation), and GMOs make their debut to the masses with the Flavr Savr tomato. Of course the real highlight is the second half of our interview with the Godfather of Grunge himself, Kurt Cobain. He talks to us about his influences, sex, and more!

Episode 49 "Dry Genitals: The Sexisode"

It's a Sexisode! This week, Lost At Home Podcast is your one stop shop for all things sex. Learn why women don't like looking at naked men (unless they have boners) and whey women prefer the smell of leather and gasoline to Axe Body Spray. Take a tour with us of some strange sex laws still on the books in the U.S. and then let's go globally bonin' as we take things international with some strange sex facts from around the world. In our Floridiots segment, a couple decides the best place to get it on is on top of a used Kia Sedona at a dealership. In Sex Droppings, a video game helps strengthen vaginas, another hot teacher doinks a student, and sometimes female ejaculate is just a whole lotta pee (according to studies). And thinking about sending a dick pic to that special someone? You might want to check out "I Saw Your Willy" beforehand to learn the dangers of doing such things.

Episode 48 "Malaysian Sex Droid"

Welcome to the year 2015! Let's take a trip to the present and discover the futuristic world of hoverboards, flying cars, Doc Brown's agonizing death by radiation poisoning and other Back to the Future "predictions." Then, we break last year's resolution by finally succumbing to the need to include a Florida segment, rightly titled Floridiots. What does it take to be a Floridiot, other than being from America's most flaccid dink shaped state? You could lock yourself in an unlocked closet for two days or vandalize your fortune-teller girlfriend's car because she foresaw you getting doinked by grandma with a sex toy. And on tap for web droppings, the Argentine President adopts a kid to save him from becoming a werewolf (only not really) and Play Doh enrages parents with a Dil Doh maker. Last but not least, Kanye West introduces us all to the new indie star Paul McCartney.

Episode 47 "2014 Year End Spectacular"

No year-end roundups, no "This year in," just more Lost At Home to end your 2014. In this "Year End Spectacular" we say goodbye to the holidays with some help from Krampus, the Christmas demon. After a Krampus history lesson, we talk Pornhub polls, which tell us crucial information about international porn preferences. Also: McDonalds gives late-night customers a hardcore pornographic treat, a McChicken becomes a weapon, Walgreens realizes swastika wrapping paper isn't ideal for Hanukkah, and a woman gets some dandy Nazi propaganda in a gum ball machine. To end the year, enjoy some of our favorite new music, Fartbarf!

Episode 46 "They're Watching You."

We're all being watched. As adults, we all know that, whether it's by the NSA, hackers, or just that creepy neighbor. But now it's time to indoctrinate our children into this. Enter Elf on the Shelf! There hasn't been a better way to scare your kids into feeling like Big Brother is watching since the 1984 Edition of Teddy Ruxpin. Join us as we talk about the implications of Elf on the Shelf, with an occasional aside to talk about sex with pumpkins. We also touch on a Christmas haunted house and porn actors singing Christmas carols. Not to be upstaged, the great Christopher Lee brings us some Christmas carols of his own, metal style! Happy Holidays from Lost At Home!

Episode 45 "The One With Erin McGathy"

Famed podcaster and comedian Erin McGathy joins us this week to talk about the weather, relationships, her recent marriage to Dan Harmon, her work on Harmontown, Funny Or Die, sketch comedy, art and of course about "This Feels Terrible," her successful podcast covering "love, sex and all matters of heartbreak." We then subject her to our 10 questions that take some fun tangential turns, from bestiality to Los Angeles sunsets.

To end the show, we touch a bit on Shia LaBeouf's ups and downs and go out on Rob Cantor's song about Mr. LaBeouf himself.

Episode 44 "Home Alone for the Holidays"

It's a sort-of-not-really-almost Holiday themed episode, starting off with a little discussion about Christmas this week. Of course, where would a Christmas discussion be without examining Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (for the third week in a row)? Then there's Home Alone's stark similarities to the Saw movie, and a pastor gives us all a Holiday gift when he bestows upon us how to rid the world of AIDS. Also, Aaron Paul of Breaking Bad releases the Yo Bitch app, the UK bans many wonderful sex acts in porn, a group of innocent furries get gassed, and masturbation makes its way to Kohl's. Of course in between all that we'll put the magic Lost At Home spin on things and take a side turn into horse fellatio and home stigmata kits. We end this week's episode on with the song Nature is a Ride or Die Bitch by Kurt Von Stetten, the composer of our wonderful new theme song. Happy Holidays!!

Episode 43 "Stompings = Sales"

Thanksgiving is behind us, which means there are some obligatory Black Friday conversations to be had, although thanks to Cards Against Humanity it's much more entertaining than usual. And what kind of podcast would this be without some creamy celebrity gossip? Well, we don't have any so we decide to talk about Creed and Kirk Cameron instead. As far as web droppings go, we've got stories about a horny old sugar grandaddy who gets his comeuppance, the new reindeer deputies helping out in Siberia, and for once it's Scott who brings poo to the table--not literally, but in the form of the "poop powered bus" making routes in the UK. And last but not least, we get professional with a new custom theme song care of Kurt Von Stetten, an awesome Boston-area musician who was kind enough to grace us with his talents. Enjoy!

Episode 42 "Lobster Tail Fail"

On this week exciting new episode we talk about some disturbing Golden Age Hollywood deaths. Then to lighten things up we express our love of Too Many Cooks, the app Pocket, and strange letters we get sent to our website. Then we talk shit about Evernote. Talk shit about Elephant shit. Scott sings country music. Lobster tails get misused, hipster business models are discussed, and Jer talks about poop some more.

Allthis and more! Enjoy!

Episode 41 "Channing Tatum's Dick"

Everyone wants to be a famous actor, but there are certain parts of the job you don't think about when dreaming of fame and fortune...like nearly getting your dick burned off. After some discussion about those Hollywood troubles, we step into the world of another Hollywood-ish-sorta "star," Kirk Cameron. He's trying to save Christmas! And he has a prolapsed anus—that second part is hearsay, and possibly heresy. Of course there are also the classic Web Droppings, which this week consist of Satanist coloring books and their tag team victory with the Constitution over Christians (sorry Kirk), psychologically disturbed sandwiches that learn to write, a cocaine-loving priest, ironic flight simulator deaths and, of course, Jesus finally learns to reach Americans by showing up where they'll actually pay attention—in their fried chicken. Take that church!