Lost At Home Podcast

Episode 39 "Attack of the Drones!"

You think you're safe from drones? Think again! This week we tell you why you're in danger. Whether you're a human being hunted by a drone, an animal being hunted by a drone, or even a drone being hunted by a human, you're not safe! A little later, Bruce Bruce stops by to talk whale surfing and shark evading. And how many times is too many times to masturbate in a McDonald's drive-thru? Two. Two times. Also on the pod, a couple bangs it out in the back seat of a police cruiser on the way to jail, Dr. Lovinggood removes a patient's perfectly healthy kidney, and ISIS is after your pets! Listen 'til the end and get a preview of our new monthly podcast with Troll 2's Darren Ewing titled 'Horror in the Court,' in which we pit two horror movies against one another in a fictional court of law.

Episode 38 "Death and Candy: The Halloween Spectacular!"

Wrapping up Halloween month with the OFFICIAL Halloween episode, we Mythbust urban legends about poisonous and dangerous Halloween treats. Turns out there's little to be afraid of when it comes to Halloween candy, aside of course from the diabetes and obesity. We also jump on the Ebola Train, adding our own spin to the media hype and fear mongering. To round out the show, we have our last group of scary-themed web droppings this month, with stories involving cannibalism: Pakistan Edition, a historian that takes grave robbing too far, a head master that resides over his old class in Romania as a skeleton, a Satanist in Oklahoma who takes his rage out on the 10 commandments, clowns that get naughty with dildos at a haunted house, a man who is granted a finance-free divorce because his wife is a genie, and Scott gracefully explains what munging is. Happy Halloween everybody!

Episode 37 "Brick Dildo"

Vampire graveyards take center stage to start the show this week, morphing somehow into a film about bricks and dicks. It's the journey that matters though, so join us on our tangential path! Along the way you'll also learn about the scariest haunted houses in the world, a vanishing cabin, zombie Santa Claus, a wannabe Lizzie Borden, and the burrowing spider. Ooooohh (read as a ghost sound).

Lost At Home Mini Pod #2 - It Came

To keep the spirit of Halloween going we put together a special dramatic reading of the first (of many?) Lost At Home Podcast fan fiction piece. Listen as Freddy Krueger of Nightmare on Elm Street fame battles Pennywise from Stephen King's It for possession of tweens in Derry, Maine. Listen further as things heat up between the two monstrous icons and...well...just listen.....

Episode 36 "Clowns Abound!"

To keep the spirit of Halloween going, we've not only got some weird and creepy web droppings for you, we put together a special dramatic reading of the first (of many?) Lost At Home Podcast fan fiction pieces. Listen as Freddy Krueger of Nightmare on Elm Street fame battles Pennywise from Stephen King's It for possession of tweens in Derry, Maine. Listen further as things heat up between the two monstrous icons and...well...just listen.

For web droppings this week: The Wasco Clown photography/art project terrifies California residents, a burglar leads cops to him by leaving a special stain inside a teddy bear at the crime scene, a bachelorette party goes awry, a sacrificial goat turns the tables on its sacrificers, a teen loses his virginity to an unlikely subject, and...SPIDERS! Sleep tight.

Episode 35 "The One With Special Effects Guru Vincent Guastini"

Boy, do we have a show for you! This week we speak with Vincent Guastini of his eponymous special effects studio, Vincent Guastini Productions. Vincent has worked on a fully geekable list of films including: Dogma, Requiem for a Dream, The Last of the Mohicans, Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Infliction, to name just a few. He also has a hand in V/H/S: Viral, the latest installment in the series due out October 23rd. Listen in as we discuss his work on some of the aforementioned films and pick his brain about how he got started, what his favorite movie monster is, and even what he prefers for romantic comedies.

Also on the pod: This week in Truthers, polyphonic singing that doesn't sound humanly possible, a fish with human teeth is caught in Russia, a zombie cobra comes back from the dead for revenge on the chef who killed it, potatoes don't make good contraception, and Kansas declares October "Zombie Preparedness Month."

Episode 34 "Walking Dead Flesh Burgers"

It's Halloween Month, so we'll be looking to serve up as many stories and web droppings with sinister themes that we can find. On the menu this week: Walking Dead human flesh burgers, new ways to make Instagram creepy, fart metal, zombie Ebola patients, a horror frog that breaks its own bones to generate claws, street corner child exorcisms, and Satan lives in your anus.

Episode 33 "Here There Be Australian Dragons"

This week on the pod, Scott and Jeremiah discuss the lack of alpaca porn in the world, give you a little iPhone 6 news that may have gotten lost in the fray, and Bruce Bruce stops by to talk about Mandarin Chinese while Scott attempts to just talk Mandarin Chinese. Also on the podcast: Scott's take on a vague dispute about Hot Pockets, a man stabs his roommate over a loud threesome (jealous much?), a man surprisingly has to get ball bearings surgically removed from his penis and a woman decides to add another boob, ala Total Recall. There's also some news regarding a new horror-themed podcast with Darren Ewing of Troll 2 fame and the podcast gets its first comic con invite thanks to ChaseCon!

Episode 32 "Porn for the Blind"

Why should the blind be left out when it comes to the wonders of pornography? Luckily they don't have to be anymore, thanks to the charitable work of pornfortheblind.org. Join Scott and Jeremiah this week for a sample of a few entries. You'll want more, we promise. Also on the pod: Mac Lethal inspires with a new track, Channing Tatum wants to touch your junk, a new boob squeezing s(t)imulator allows geeks to get denied sexual activity even in the virtual world, how much masturbation a man can handle before dying, crack tarts, toddler daycare fight club part 2, and a motel owner gives guests much more molesting than they bargained for (that'll drive your Yelp reviews down the toilet).

Episode 31 "Rapture Pet Daycare"

What happens to your beloved soulless, godless, unbaptized pets after you get raptured? As troubling as it sounds, lil' Fluffy won't be going with you when you join the Lord, but that doesn't mean your pet has to fall victim to starvation or fend for itself in a post-apocalyptic Mad Maxian animal frenzy free-for-all! This week on the podcast we'll point you toward a service to take care of your pets post-rapture. Also on the pod: My Parents Open Carry book reviews, toddler fight club, why it's never ok to look at porn at work, what $85 worth of mayo really buys you, hallucinating hostaged hopheads, a masturbating meth head resists arrest, Zimbabwe: Panties Edition and of course, Coolio releases a song about whacking off to Pornhub. Buckle up folks and get the facts on the Lost At Home Podcast.

Episode 30 "The One With Bill Zebub"

This week we have an interview with Bill Zebub, renowned film director, writer, producer, actor, radio personality and publisher. We talk about his upcoming movies, including Holocaust Cannibal, and pick his brain about metal, his death metal mag The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds, get philosophical, solve racism, and learn how not to urinate into bottles. Of course there's much, much more in this epic one-hour special interview episode.

Episode 29 "How much is that Goblin in the window?"

Did you know Africa has a goblin problem? You do now! Join Scott and Jeremiah as they journey across the globe to discuss rapey goblins and non-rapey goblins in Zimbabwe, bad reasons to call 911 in Montana, when it's okay to be a peeping Tom in Egypt, anti-Semitic pasta dishes in Taiwan, and the best excuse you can have for being late to work in West Virginia (it includes traffic, chickens, assault rifles, IEDs and a jar of marijuana). Won't you join us on our international endeavor?